Recycling
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Re: Recycling
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Re: Recycling
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Wisdom of a Child
LITTLE SUSIE complained to her mother that she had a stomachache.
"That's because your stomach is empty," said her mom. "You would feel a whole lot better if you had something in it."
Later that day, their pastor dropped in for a visit and remarked that he had a headache.
Susie perked up. "My mom says that's because it's empty. You'd feel much better if you had something in it!"
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Henry
LITTLE SUSIE complained to her mother that she had a stomachache.
"That's because your stomach is empty," said her mom. "You would feel a whole lot better if you had something in it."
Later that day, their pastor dropped in for a visit and remarked that he had a headache.
Susie perked up. "My mom says that's because it's empty. You'd feel much better if you had something in it!"
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Henry
Re: Recycling
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Taking It Lightly
SOME CITY BOYS were on their first camping trip. As they sat around the campfire, mosquitoes began to bite them.
"Let's go inside the tents," the counselor suggested.
That night, while everybody was sleeping, one of the boys woke up and nudged the counselor.
"What's wrong?" the counselor asked.
The boy pointed to a group of fireflies. "It's those mosquitoes again, and this time they brought flashlights!"
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(Yep, to all in tents and purposes, those bugs have seen the light! )
Henry
SOME CITY BOYS were on their first camping trip. As they sat around the campfire, mosquitoes began to bite them.
"Let's go inside the tents," the counselor suggested.
That night, while everybody was sleeping, one of the boys woke up and nudged the counselor.
"What's wrong?" the counselor asked.
The boy pointed to a group of fireflies. "It's those mosquitoes again, and this time they brought flashlights!"
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(Yep, to all in tents and purposes, those bugs have seen the light! )
Henry
Re: Recycling
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Re: Recycling
yes......
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Re: Recycling
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Subject: Even Dear Abby can't answer
LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER.
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Dear Abby - A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
(Does either of them look like Cpl. Klinger from MASH?)
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Dear Abby - What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
(Yeah, gotta watch that bird language! )
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Dear Abby - I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
(If he's cheating that much, are you sure your baby is yours?)
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Dear Abby - I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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Dear Abby - I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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Dear Abby - Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
(Yeah, gotta be careful around members of that religion. Chop. Chop. )
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Dear Abby - I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?
(Out of the navy? Or out of the world?)
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Dear Abby - My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
(Uh - yeah. )
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Dear Abby - I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't even know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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Dear Abby - My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
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Dear Abby - You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
(Get a second opinion?)
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Henry
LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER.
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Dear Abby - A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
(Does either of them look like Cpl. Klinger from MASH?)
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Dear Abby - What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
(Yeah, gotta watch that bird language! )
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Dear Abby - I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
(If he's cheating that much, are you sure your baby is yours?)
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Dear Abby - I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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Dear Abby - I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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Dear Abby - Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
(Yeah, gotta be careful around members of that religion. Chop. Chop. )
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Dear Abby - I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?
(Out of the navy? Or out of the world?)
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Dear Abby - My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
(Uh - yeah. )
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Dear Abby - I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't even know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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Dear Abby - My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
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Dear Abby - You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
(Get a second opinion?)
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Henry
A father, whose looks are not such as to warrent the breaking up of all existing statues of APOLLO, tells this on himself:
"My little girl was sitting on my lap facing a mirror. After gazing intently at her reflection for some minutes she said: 'Papa, did God make you?'
" 'Certainly, my dear.' I told her.
" 'And did He make me, too?'-taking another look in the mirror?
" 'Certainly, dear. What makes you ask?'
" 'Seems to me He's doing better work lately.' "
Henry
"My little girl was sitting on my lap facing a mirror. After gazing intently at her reflection for some minutes she said: 'Papa, did God make you?'
" 'Certainly, my dear.' I told her.
" 'And did He make me, too?'-taking another look in the mirror?
" 'Certainly, dear. What makes you ask?'
" 'Seems to me He's doing better work lately.' "
Henry