Recycling

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:12 pm

I don't know.......

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:08 pm

Farmer Jokes

A rancher asked his veterinarian for some free advice. "I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, and sometimes he limps. What shall I do?"
The Vet replied, "The next time he walks normally, sell him."

(Neigh!)

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Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:47 am

Yeah......that one will bring them back.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:52 pm

Well, yeah!

Or neigh?

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:08 pm

Annnnd it did.....sort of......

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:01 pm

Entertainment Jokes

Two lawyers went into the restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they got sandwiches out of their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter said, "Hey, you can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" So the lawyers traded sandwiches.

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Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:06 pm

Literal Lawyers......who knew?

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:19 pm

Police Jokes

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.

"Keep it," the clerk advises. "When you get four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:34 pm

lswot wrote:Literal Lawyers......who knew?

At least the literal lawyers kept it brief!

Wonder if those sandwiches had lots of baloney?

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:37 am

Miscellaneous Jokes

A new business was opening, and one of the owner's friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said. "Rest in Peace".

The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."

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Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:25 pm

Business Jokes

"This little computer," said the a sales clerk, "will do half your job for you."

The senior manager studying the machine made his decision; "Fine, I'll take two."

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Henry

Website · Post by **brian** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:33 am

I'm back.

I've been on business travel the past 2 or 3 weeks.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:40 am

brian wrote:I'm back.

I've been on business travel the past 2 or 3 weeks.

Yeah, right.
Ps.....welcome back.....it's good to see you!

Website · Post by **brian** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:26 pm

Thanks.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:07 pm

Airplane Jokes

Why is the mistletoe hanging over the baggage counter?" asked the airline passenger, amid the holiday rush. The clerk replied, "It's so you can kiss your luggage good-bye."

(Let's hope I have better luck next week!

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Henry

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