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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sat May 26, 2012 5:12 pm

*Chuckle* Is there a smilie for that?

Oh, yeah.... :drink:

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu May 31, 2012 7:20 pm

You'll drink to that!

(Apparently, anyway!

)

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu May 31, 2012 7:28 pm

Last Winter, Greg was laid up at home with the flu. His fiancee called and volunteered to come over to fix dinner and play nursemaid to him.

He declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her.

"Okay, Honey," she told him. "We'll wait till after we get married. Then we'll spend the rest of our lives making each other sick!"

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Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:47 am

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:46 pm

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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It is said: Money is the root of all evil and man must have roots.

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Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:10 pm

Older person to a younger person:

When I was your age Pluto was a Planet!

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:57 pm

lswot wrote:Older person to a younger person:

When I was your age Pluto was a Planet!

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:05 pm

Yes, but it was a Mickey Mouse planet!

(Or was that remark a bit Goofy? )

Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:48 am

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:19 pm

A father often read Bible stories to his young children.

One day he read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

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Nosy

My wife thinks that I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.

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Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:02 pm

King of Tarts
Knowing her husband's habit of sampling her baking, a woman left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading: 'Counted - one dozen.'

When she returned, two tarts were missing and the note had been altered to read: 'One metric dozen.'

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Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:57 pm

Judge: Do I understand that you're trying to show contempt for this court?

Lawyer: No your honor. I am trying to hide it.

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Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:39 pm

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."

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Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:06 pm

Did you hear about the family who was evicted from their tree house? The bank says they didn't pay their mortgage, but the family says it's a mix-up because they recently switched branches.

(Well now, that would leave them out on a limb, wouldn't it?)

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Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:59 pm

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Two rules for life:
1. Don't tell people everything you know.
2.

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