Merry Christmas!
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Re: Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, Brian and to all our "Show Place" Friends! (where ever they are...brian wrote:
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lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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Re: Merry Christmas!
I wish you all a day of Family, Fun, and above all...Food. 
Have a fantastic day.
Have a fantastic day.
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Sometimes.
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Re: Merry Christmas!
Brian had a sex change operation?? 
er...I mean have a happy holiday you all!
er...I mean have a happy holiday you all!
Re: Merry Christmas!
I had a hint of blue added to my skin, too. 
(I looked for pics of the male lead, but he's just not as nice to look at as Zoe Saldana's character!)
(I looked for pics of the male lead, but he's just not as nice to look at as Zoe Saldana's character!)
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."-- Eleanor Roosevelt
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What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus
He is Santa Claus
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him
What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold
Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to... what)?
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Q: What do Christmas and a crab on the beach have in common?
A: They both involve sandy claws.
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For Christmas I bought my brother a combination fax machine and paper shredder. Either we hooked it up wrong or a lot of people are faxing him confetti.
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Henry
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus
He is Santa Claus
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him
What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold
Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
*****
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to... what)?
*****
Q: What do Christmas and a crab on the beach have in common?
A: They both involve sandy claws.
*****
For Christmas I bought my brother a combination fax machine and paper shredder. Either we hooked it up wrong or a lot of people are faxing him confetti.
*****
Henry
Re: Merry Christmas!
There's always one......what? I don't know.....but, there's always one. lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Re: Merry Christmas!
Better late than never.
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Re: Merry Christmas!
Beautiful card, Anne.
Re: Merry Christmas!
You look lovely in speckled!brian wrote:I had a hint of blue added to my skin, too.
(I looked for pics of the male lead, but he's just not as nice to look at as Zoe Saldana's character!)
IMHO there ain't many people out there as nice to look at as Zoe Saldana...except maybe Nichelle.