Free Name Change!

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:14 pm

MY NEW STRIPPER NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE....
> See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends:
> We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
> Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to
> everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
> need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
> honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
> Here is your dose of humor...
> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box
> and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

> C. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
> it to you, so they know you participated.

> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
> name:
> a = Fantasia
> b = Chesty
> c = Star
> d = Diamond
> e = Montana
> f = Angel
> g = Sugar
> h = Mimi
> i = Lola
> j =Kitty
> k = Roxie
> l = Dallas
> m = Princess
> n = Heidi
> o = Bambi
> p = Bunny
> q = Brandy
> r = Sugar
> s = Candy
> t = Raquelle
> u = Sapphire
> v = Cinnamon
> w = Blaze
> x = Trixie
> y = Isis
> z = Jade
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
> of your new last name:
> a = Leather
> b = Dream
> c = Sunny
> d = Deep
> e = Heaven
> f = Tight
> g = Shimmer
> h = Velvet
> i = Lusty
> j = Harley
> k = Passion
> l = Dazzle
> m = Dixon
> n = Spank
> o = Glitter
> p = Razor
> q = Meadow
> r = Glitz
> s = Sparkle
> t = Sweet
> u = Silver
> v = Tickle
> w = Cherry
> x = Hard
> y = Night
> z = Amber
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
> of your new last name:
> a = hooter
> b = horn
> c = tower
> d = fire
> e = thighs
> f = hips
> g = side
> h = jugs
> i = shock
> j = cocker
> k = brook
> l = tush
> m = sizzle
> n = ridge
> o = kiss
> p = bomb
> q = cream
> r = thong
> s = heat
> t = whip
> u = cheeks
> v = rock
> w = hiney
> x = button
> y = lick
> z = juice
> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject

Website · Post by **brian** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:16 pm

Lola Leatherjugs

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Wed May 17, 2006 12:18 pm

Well if I did this correctly then my sex change NAME makes me Princess Glitzhooter.
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!

Post by **trucker2000** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:11 pm

Star Gliterhoney

Now that is funny.

Post by **Donahoo** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:24 pm

Heidi Glitterridge

At least it sounds like a name. Ok, so does yours Brian.

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:06 pm

brian wrote:Lola Leatherjugs

Lola, I think I love you.

Watcha' doin' this weekend??

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:35 pm

"Heidi Leathertower"? I think I'll pass.

Otoh, our favorite vampire slayer would be Angel Silversizzle. Angel? Guess it fits.

Henry

BevH · Post by **BevH** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:13 pm

Cinnamon Leatherthong

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:36 am

BevH wrote:Cinnamon Leatherthong

Yumm! And besides, I hear cinnamon is good for you.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Thu May 18, 2006 9:40 am

Heidi Tush .......(if only....

)

Ilana · Post by **Ilana** » Thu May 18, 2006 9:43 am

Fantasia Lustytush....

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:06 pm

Ilana wrote:Fantasia Lustytush....

Website · Post by **brian** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:16 pm

lswot wrote:Heidi Tush .......(if only.... )

You missed part. Tush is the second half of the last name. You skipped over the first half.

We need the modifier for your tush! Is it leathery, lusty or cinammony?

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:25 pm

Well just maybe she has an unregistered tush?

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:28 pm

Let us get to the bottom of things here...