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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chakotay: Whatever its reason, whatever its goals, we should respect its right to cross the road and seek its own spiritual awareness.
Garak: Why, Doctor, whatever makes you think that *I*, a simple tailor, would know anything about chickens?
Neelix: Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system. But, if you can catch it, I can cook it.
Riker: I don't know why, but I know how: with pleasure, sir.
Worf: I don't know. KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads.
HoloDoc: How should I know? No one tells me anything around here. I didn't even know we added chickens to the crew. All I know is that it would have been nice, BEFORE the chicken went off to the cross the road, if it had remembered to turn me off!
Dr. Crusher: If there's nothing wrong with the chicken, there must be something wrong with the universe.
Scotty: Because she couldna take much more of it.
Odo: I don't know, but I'm sure it must be Quark's fault.
Quark: Who, me?
Charlie X: Because it didn't want to STAY... STAY... STAY...
Troi: I feel the chicken's pain!
Kira: It was probably being chased by the damned Cardassians.
Bones: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!
Data: The chicken, in observing that it was on the opposite side of the 20th century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should have been to traverse the distance without interception by an kind of combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to why any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a conveyance normally reserved for the usage of... yes, sir.
Seven of Nine: Crossing the road is irrelevant.
Mr. Spock: Obviously it was the logical thing to do.
Mr. Data: Why is a barnyard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?
Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens!
Counselor Troi: I knew it was going to happen, I could sense it.
Computer: Insufficient information.