Have you looked at what the description of this BB says it's for?lswot wrote:Someone watches waaaayyyyyy to much tv
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Ohhhh.....is THAT what that means.Henry J wrote:Have you looked at what the description of this BB says it's for?lswot wrote:Someone watches waaaayyyyyy to much tv
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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Subject: Halloween is just around the corner...
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
"She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, but #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic, too!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley". He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun," why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
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Henry
Subject: Halloween is just around the corner...
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
"She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, but #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic, too!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley". He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun," why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
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Henry
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**groan*** 
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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Three golfers are walking down the fairway.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year-0ld.
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until seven."
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year-0ld.
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until seven."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."-- Eleanor Roosevelt
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lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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<---laughing at the reactions more than the jokes
Ael
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
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lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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Science lesson for today:
Physics.
Physics is very particulate, except when it's wavy.
Which one it is can be uncertain, but that's relative.
Particles never pay cash, except for the ones with no charge.
Too many electrons can be shocking, in which case resistance was futile.
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Physics.
Physics is very particulate, except when it's wavy.
Which one it is can be uncertain, but that's relative.
Particles never pay cash, except for the ones with no charge.
Too many electrons can be shocking, in which case resistance was futile.
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Science lesson for today:
Chemistry.
At first this subject is elementary.
But then the problems start to compound.
With practice one can bond with the subject matter.
When an atom gains an electron, this can cause static.
Some atoms are inert, but others are ert.
Some atoms have magnetic personalities.
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Chemistry.
At first this subject is elementary.
But then the problems start to compound.
With practice one can bond with the subject matter.
When an atom gains an electron, this can cause static.
Some atoms are inert, but others are ert.
Some atoms have magnetic personalities.
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*sigh*
.....and funny.
.....and funny.
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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Science lesson for today:
Biology.
It's the science of things that ingest, metabolize, excrete, and reproduce.
Stuff changes. It matters. Sometimes.
Bacteria don't care who they exchange genes with, and they don't care if the genes make them look fat.
Mushrooms would be fun guys, except that they never seem to go anywhere.
Plants? Animals? Fungi? They might be kingdoms, but they're outnumbered and out-massed by bacteria, which are in their own domain.
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Biology.
It's the science of things that ingest, metabolize, excrete, and reproduce.
Stuff changes. It matters. Sometimes.
Bacteria don't care who they exchange genes with, and they don't care if the genes make them look fat.
Mushrooms would be fun guys, except that they never seem to go anywhere.
Plants? Animals? Fungi? They might be kingdoms, but they're outnumbered and out-massed by bacteria, which are in their own domain.
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Science lesson for today:
Astronomy.
As sciences go, this one has LOTS of very high overhead.
Pluto used to be a Mickey Mouse planet, but it got demoted.
Andromeda was at one point under a strain, but that went away.
Speaking of Andromeda, I hear it's gonna invade our neighborhood a few hundred million years from now. So make sure you have a shelter prepared for that event.
Saturn used to be the only planet with rings, but then some others joined that fad.
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Astronomy.
As sciences go, this one has LOTS of very high overhead.
Pluto used to be a Mickey Mouse planet, but it got demoted.
Andromeda was at one point under a strain, but that went away.
Speaking of Andromeda, I hear it's gonna invade our neighborhood a few hundred million years from now. So make sure you have a shelter prepared for that event.
Saturn used to be the only planet with rings, but then some others joined that fad.
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