Recycling

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[Henry J]

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
--Will Rogers

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Two rules for life:
1. Don't tell people everything you know.
2.

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Henry

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[Henry J]

"Friendship consists of only one soul; inhabiting two bodies."
- Aristotle

"My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake."
- Aristotle

"Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends."
- Euripides

"There's something beautiful about finding one's innermost thoughts in another."
- Oliver Schreiner
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Henry

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Well said........

[Henry J]

Unlikely Greeting Card:

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...

What the heck was I thinking?"
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I should hope not.

[Henry J]

A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?"

One of the girls replied "Aren't those the sins that we should have committed, but didn't?"
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Henry

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ooops

[Henry J]

A wife hands her husband a silk handkerchief and asks him: "Doesn't this belong to your secretary?"

"Where did you find that?" he stutters.

"I didn't," she answers.

"The mail man found it on your night-stand."
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[Henry J]

So do I hear another "ooops"?

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Gotha!

[Henry J]

Why A Dog Is Better Than A Cat

1. Dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say. Cat will ignore you and take a nap.
2. Cat looks silly on a leash.
3. When you come into the Laugh Lounge office, Dog will be happy and lick your face. Cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
4. Dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies. Cat will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
5. Dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cat doesn't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
6. Dog will bring you your slippers. Cat will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
7. When you take them for a ride, Dog will sit on the seat next to you. Cat has to have their own private basket, or she won't go at all.
8. Dog will come when you call him. And he'll be happy. Cat will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.
9. Dog will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing Cat will lay with all day long is small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.
10. Dog will wake you up if the office is on fire. Cat will quietly sneak out the back door.
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Henry

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Hmmmm..... .....I'll have to sleep on this.

[Henry J]

MEOW!