Jokes

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:56 pm

It's as plain as the nose on your face! Dads should just stop trying to be hep...hip...hephop....hiphop?? Withit!!

That is too a word! It was used so much in the 60s & 70s it must now be a word.

Kvetchup!!

Post by **trucker2000** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:50 pm

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:58 pm

Awright, what'd I do with that twistdriver...

Henry

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:07 am

Henry J wrote:Awright, what'd I do with that twistdriver...

Henry

Gee, you must be real handy if you can do it yourself!

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:39 pm

>
> ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
> A teenage granddaughter
> comes downstairs for her date
> with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
> Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
> telling her not to dare go out like that!
> The teenager tells her
> "Loosen up Grams.
> These are modern times.
> You gotta let your rose buds show!"
> and out she goes.
> The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
> and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
> The teenager wants to die.
> She explains to her grandmother
> that she has friends coming over
> and that it is just not appropriate.....
> The grandmother says,
> "Loosen up,
> Sweetie.
> If you can show off your rose buds,
> then I can display my hanging baskets.
>
> Happy Gardening.
>