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Free Name Change!

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:14 pm
by Xjmt
MY NEW STRIPPER NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE....
> See what your stripper name will be, and share it with your friends:
> We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
> Please don't be a prude and ruin it. Send it on to
> everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
> need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are
> honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
> Here is your dose of humor...
> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box
> and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

> C. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent
> it to you, so they know you participated.

> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
> name:
> a = Fantasia
> b = Chesty
> c = Star
> d = Diamond
> e = Montana
> f = Angel
> g = Sugar
> h = Mimi
> i = Lola
> j =Kitty
> k = Roxie
> l = Dallas
> m = Princess
> n = Heidi
> o = Bambi
> p = Bunny
> q = Brandy
> r = Sugar
> s = Candy
> t = Raquelle
> u = Sapphire
> v = Cinnamon
> w = Blaze
> x = Trixie
> y = Isis
> z = Jade
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
> of your new last name:
> a = Leather
> b = Dream
> c = Sunny
> d = Deep
> e = Heaven
> f = Tight
> g = Shimmer
> h = Velvet
> i = Lusty
> j = Harley
> k = Passion
> l = Dazzle
> m = Dixon
> n = Spank
> o = Glitter
> p = Razor
> q = Meadow
> r = Glitz
> s = Sparkle
> t = Sweet
> u = Silver
> v = Tickle
> w = Cherry
> x = Hard
> y = Night
> z = Amber
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
> of your new last name:
> a = hooter
> b = horn
> c = tower
> d = fire
> e = thighs
> f = hips
> g = side
> h = jugs
> i = shock
> j = cocker
> k = brook
> l = tush
> m = sizzle
> n = ridge
> o = kiss
> p = bomb
> q = cream
> r = thong
> s = heat
> t = whip
> u = cheeks
> v = rock
> w = hiney
> x = button
> y = lick
> z = juice
> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:16 pm
by brian
Lola Leatherjugs :?

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:18 pm
by Xjmt
Well if I did this correctly then my sex change NAME makes me Princess Glitzhooter.
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!! :rotfl:

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 1:11 pm
by trucker2000
Star Gliterhoney :rotfl:
Now that is funny.

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:24 pm
by Donahoo
Heidi Glitterridge

At least it sounds like a name. Ok, so does yours Brian. :smile:

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:06 pm
by Xjmt
brian wrote:Lola Leatherjugs :?
Lola, I think I love you. :lust: Watcha' doin' this weekend?? :outtahere:

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:35 pm
by Henry J
"Heidi Leathertower"? I think I'll pass. :)

Otoh, our favorite vampire slayer would be Angel Silversizzle. Angel? Guess it fits.

Henry

Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:13 pm
by BevH
Cinnamon Leatherthong

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:36 am
by Xjmt
BevH wrote:Cinnamon Leatherthong
Yumm! And besides, I hear cinnamon is good for you. :rotfl:

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:40 am
by lswot
Heidi Tush .......(if only.... :lol: )

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:43 am
by Ilana
Fantasia Lustytush....

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:06 pm
by Xjmt
Ilana wrote:Fantasia Lustytush....
:eyepop:

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:16 pm
by brian
lswot wrote:Heidi Tush .......(if only.... :lol: )
You missed part. Tush is the second half of the last name. You skipped over the first half.

We need the modifier for your tush! Is it leathery, lusty or cinammony?

:rotfl:

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:25 pm
by Xjmt
Well just maybe she has an unregistered tush? :nano:

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:28 pm
by Henry J
Let us get to the bottom of things here...