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Re: Recycling
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by Henry J » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:35 am
lswot wrote:Henry J wrote:Oh, you mean drink synthohol?
(How do you spell that, anyway?)
Hmmm....donna know
Ah. Well, if Donna knows, can you ask her? Who's Donna, anyway?

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by lswot » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:46 am

lswot
eccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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by Henry J » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:36 pm
Doctors Jokes
A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before.
The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. "I hurt," the man said.
"You don't know how it feels." "I know exactly how it feels," the doctor said. "I had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. There's no difference in our operations." "Oh yes there is," said the patient. "You had a different surgeon."
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by lswot » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:10 pm

lswot
eccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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by Henry J » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:38 pm
Signs Jokes
Sign on company bulletin board: "This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck."
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by lswot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:40 pm
All that 'exercise' makes me tired.......


lswot
eccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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by Henry J » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:50 pm
That's what exercise is supposed to do!

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by lswot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:40 pm
Well.....were's the fun in that?


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eccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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by Henry J » Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:11 pm
: Police Jokes
A traffic cop pulled over a speeding motorist and asked, "Do you have any ID?"
The motorist replied, "About what?"
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Animal Jokes
Q: Why are anteaters so healthy?
A: Because they are high on ant-i-bodies!
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by lswot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:59 am

lswot
eccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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by Henry J » Sat Jan 05, 2013 9:10 pm
Teachers Jokes
A teacher called upon the classroom to make sentences with words previously chosen.
The teacher smiled when Pete, a slow learner, raised his hand to participate during the challenge of making a sentence with the words "Defeat," "Defense," "Deduct," and "Detail."
Pete stood thinking for a while, all eyes focused on him while his classmates awaited his reply.
Smiling, he the proudly said, "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."
(Qvack!)
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by lswot » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:53 am

cute

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by Henry J » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:59 am
And a bit Daffy!
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by Henry J » Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:00 pm
Musician Jokes
The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. "Lady," he announced, "I'm the piano tuner." The lady exclaimed, "Why, I didn't send for a piano tuner." The man replied, "I know, but your neighbors did."
(Hmm - do ya suppose somebody's trying to tell her something?)
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by lswot » Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:30 pm
Oh.....what nice neighbors.


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eccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......