Recycling
Oh, please.....lets.
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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Where are you off to next week, Henry?
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."-- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Tennessee!
(Hope it's warmer than Colorado! )
(Hope it's warmer than Colorado! )
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Now YOU'RE leaving????Henry J wrote:Tennessee!
(Hope it's warmer than Colorado! )
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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Oh, I plan to take the laptop and modem with me.
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Oh......phew.....Henry J wrote:Oh, I plan to take the laptop and modem with me.
lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
Bar & Drinking Jokes
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.
The bartender asks him why he gets three beers the man told the bartender well one is for me and the other two, for my brothers who live in Texas.
The man does this for about a week and one day the man walks in and orders two beers instead of three. The
bartender asks him why just two the man said well my wife told me I had to quit drinking but she didn't say anything about my brothers to stop.
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Henry
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.
The bartender asks him why he gets three beers the man told the bartender well one is for me and the other two, for my brothers who live in Texas.
The man does this for about a week and one day the man walks in and orders two beers instead of three. The
bartender asks him why just two the man said well my wife told me I had to quit drinking but she didn't say anything about my brothers to stop.
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Henry
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lswoteccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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Oh, brother!
To my buddies who might enjoy this test ...
Follow the directions! The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is person cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Scroll down...
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Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I'll bet you can't resist passing it on.
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(Yeah, I guess resistance was futile! )
Henry
Follow the directions! The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is person cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Scroll down...
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.
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.
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Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I'll bet you can't resist passing it on.
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(Yeah, I guess resistance was futile! )
Henry
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Police Jokes
Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile. "Who's there shouted a guard.
The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat's meow. Reassured, the guard when back to his rounds.
But then the second prisoner dislodged another tile. The guard repeated, "Who's there?"
"The other cat," answered the prisoner.
(Sounds like it may be time to call out the dogs! )
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Henry
Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile. "Who's there shouted a guard.
The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat's meow. Reassured, the guard when back to his rounds.
But then the second prisoner dislodged another tile. The guard repeated, "Who's there?"
"The other cat," answered the prisoner.
(Sounds like it may be time to call out the dogs! )
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Henry
Men Vs. Women Jokes
A girl involved with the women's lib group boarded a crowded bus and one man rose to his feet. "No, No, you must not give up your seat. I insist," she said.
The man replied; "You may insist as much as you like, Lady, but this is my street where I get off."
(Details, details!)
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Henry
A girl involved with the women's lib group boarded a crowded bus and one man rose to his feet. "No, No, you must not give up your seat. I insist," she said.
The man replied; "You may insist as much as you like, Lady, but this is my street where I get off."
(Details, details!)
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Henry
Signs Jokes
Sign seen in a veterinarian's office:
The doctor is in. Sit. Stay.
(Woof!)
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Miscellaneous Jokes
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It with Flowers."
"Wrap up one rose" he told the florist.
"Only one?" the florist asked.
"Just one," the customer replied
"I'm a man of few words."
(At least the guy rose to the occasion!)
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Henry
Sign seen in a veterinarian's office:
The doctor is in. Sit. Stay.
(Woof!)
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Miscellaneous Jokes
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It with Flowers."
"Wrap up one rose" he told the florist.
"Only one?" the florist asked.
"Just one," the customer replied
"I'm a man of few words."
(At least the guy rose to the occasion!)
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Henry