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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1...

Elvis? Oh, he left the building.

Excerpted from an online BB: Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. (See below) The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 31, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound ...

lswot wrote:I think we've had to much sun.

Shields up?

lswot wrote:Who is this guy and how come he's on our Bulletin Board?

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

Shields up!

Lights... uh, on or off?

Help! I'm modeming -- and I can't hang up! All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS. Press any key -- no,no,no, NOT THAT ONE! Press any ...

Don't hurt your eyes doing that!

Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. E PLURIBUS MODEM ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted. Re-boot Washi...

Ah has see the LIGHT!

Exactamundo!

(Well, except that it's one word, not two. )

Posters in forums, not movie posters!

Miscellaneous Material from the Internet Surfing of Steve Ingle, LMSC, and brought home by Dame Kay's husband: DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. REALITY.SYS...

Oh really? Ya think?

A solid that from above looks like a circle, and from the side looks like a triangle? Follow that with "heads".

How many posters does it take to change a light bulb?